A collection of short stories in the popular style of Morris's Give Peas a Chance and Pizza Cake - except, of course, even funnier! In the title story, a kid struggles to save the career and reputation of a parent afflicted with chronic unconscious nose-picking. King Ned -- Troll -- The FDC -- Wipe out -- Cumquat May -- The Tortoise and the hair -- Chips that pass in the night -- Secret Diary of a dog -- Snot chocolate.
